May 2012
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Listenunpunk: EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM...
May 28th
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May 28th
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elluvias replied to your post: how many people do you follow? Yay i am special! I made it into the 47 Of course you did.
May 28th
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commanderdudebro replied to your post: how many people do you follow? no garrettbutt, not sex. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: AWKWARD. WOOOOO! One more and I get that platinum, ‘DID ALL THE THINGS’ Achievement.
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: how many people do you follow?
May 28th
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commanderdudebro: garret-spork replied to your photo: Looks like I have someone new to draw at work Q: Why should you never be paired with Klue for an assignment? A: He will take all the credit. /asdf;asoigh;ajshdf ASDFLKAHSDF I LAUGHED FAR HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE AND NOW I HURT ASLDFKJ  You’re welx.
May 28th
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May 27th
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Pearls of wisdom at dawn
Me: You know what would be really great?
Tom: Downloadable ice cream?
I'm late to the party but...shucks.
May 27th
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commanderdudebro: defira85: I should just make a Bevan tag Or a Bene Bevan tag Or a Bevan you are drunk tag But really that last tag would just be the same as the Bevan tag AHA oh shit you know what we need to do take pictures while playing that game because fucking hell what did we CREATE the most australian shepard  BOGANS…IN…SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
May 27th
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May 27th
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HELP WHY ARE WE BOTH SINGING ALONG TO JEDWARD
wadebramwilson: defira85: garret-spork: defira85: THOMAS THIS IS YOUR FAULT I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE! I THOUGHT THAT I’D… BEEN OVER MY HEAD… FOR THE LAST TIME. I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE! THE WAY THAT I’M LOVIN’ HER NOW, I KNOW… THIS HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AS THE BIG ONE! I HATE YOU I WANT A DIVORCE But I made you matching Mr and Mrs Hawke pictures! It’s okay...
May 27th
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HELP WHY ARE WE BOTH SINGING ALONG TO JEDWARD
defira85: THOMAS THIS IS YOUR FAULT I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE! I THOUGHT THAT I’D… BEEN OVER MY HEAD… FOR THE LAST TIME. I’M SO CLOSE TO THE… WATERLINE! THE WAY THAT I’M LOVIN’ HER NOW, I KNOW… THIS HAS GOT TO GO DOWN AS THE BIG ONE!
May 27th
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commanderdudebro: garret-spork replied to your photo: and sometimes trusting people gets you killed Klue got Revened? just a little bit! D: Just a LOT.
May 26th
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Don't lie.
wadebramwilson replied to your photoset: wadebramwilson: I stole these pictures from a… I’M SORRY! D: Now Bram. Noone believes, even for a second, that you’re sorry. You’re a wacky little deviant and we love every bit of you.
May 26th
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Impressioniste: Out of curiosity... →
ouyangdan: That last reblog has me wondering, what are the hallmark children’s show that you grew up with? We lived in very, very, Almost Canada Northern Michigan, so our “local” stations were all Canadian broadcast. I had a good mix of US and Canadian shows. Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street (en… Firstly, OMG Square One. Secondly, Was that the REAL Ghostbusters or the ORIGINAL Ghostbusters?
May 26th
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May 26th
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allmypanties: garret-spork started following you -Fangirl Squee.- One half of my OTP. (Defira is the other, just so you know.) Wow. This is possibly the best reaction I’ve ever gotten to a following. Seriously, I’m blushing. You’ve made my night and I can only hope that I live up to your expectations.
May 26th
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defira85: hysazu replied to your post: Welp I’m trying very hard not to be amused by this. Poor sandwich, lucky dog. :) MULITPLE DOGS, IT WAS A JOINT SNEAK ATTACK. THE TWO OF THEM DID IT TOGETHER LOOK AT THAT THE FACE OF PURE EVIL AND SANDWICH THIEVERY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER. Is anyone believing me at all.
May 26th
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defira85: garret-spork replied to your post: Welp NOOOOOOOO! I brought that beautiful sandwich into this world. I’m just so overcome with… FEELINGS right now. I AM SO SORRY MY LOVE I WAS JUST TRYING TO DEFEND THE UNIVERSE I know my love, I know. I don’t blame you. It’s just an agony that I will have to learn to live with. In time it will gradually lessen until it’s just...
May 26th
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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
amalieemarie: ohmyloria: chibibuizel: alannispippins: I’m such a Tumblr tart.
May 26th
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renaissancedweeb: defira85 replied to your post: I don’t know why but whenever I just glance at Mr. Defira’s icon or catch it out of the corner of my eye Made my night XD It’s just what I do.
May 26th
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I don't know why but whenever I just glance at Mr....
renaissancedweeb: I think it’s a Cubone :| I’m still not sure what it is. Alright, back to your regularly scheduled day!  To be honest, It’s actually a part of a doodle I did in MS Paint long before I got a tablet. Those noises in your house might sound something like this…
May 26th
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May 26th
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Whimsy and Biscuits: Defira is Playing ME 2 →
allskiesblue: defira85: garret-spork: She scans planets like she’s peeling an orange. She starts at the top and does a complete circuit. Then, she shifts down a smidgeon and repeats. She almost foamed at the mouth with excitement at finding a large pocket of Element Zero. Gamer Girls are so hot. EXCUSE YOU SIR… You know, the easier way is to scan around the middle, then the upper...
May 25th
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colourofpanic replied to your post: Defira is Playing ME 2 Hmm I was more of an up and down and round and round girl myself. And yes finding eezo is SUPER EXCITING! :D I agree. I never have any system when I scan.
May 25th
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Defira is Playing ME 2
She scans planets like she’s peeling an orange. She starts at the top and does a complete circuit. Then, she shifts down a smidgeon and repeats. She almost foamed at the mouth with excitement at finding a large pocket of Element Zero. Gamer Girls are so hot.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Reblog if it's 100% okay to vent to you.
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May 24th
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Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!
commanderdudebro: unidentifiedspoon: SOBSOBSOB Platypus Of naked Garrus Omgnodontyoudieonmeoriwillkillyouagainiswear NOT THE PECTORAL MUSCLES NOOOOOOO STAND BACK I’M DOING SCIENCE EVERY TEAR FUCKING EVER Varric charges people to have sex with him Seems legit  Most of you know me as this Real Tumblr URL is Garret-Spork . ( Nick Fury is sad that he only has one good eye. Don’t...
May 24th
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Why Mr. Flutie picks the music, and Flutie shuts...
Husband: So I just finished a special playlist for our car trip tomorrow.
Husband: I'm very proud of this. I worked very hard on it.
Me: Cool. Can I listen?
Husband: Sure.
Me: *puts earphones on*
Music: "I never meant to be so bad to youuu..."
Music: "One thing I said I would never do..."
Me: Ooh!
Me: *sings along* Because it's the heeeeeat of the Moment!
Me: Nice! Next?
Husband: *grins*
Husband: *clicks*
Music: "I never meant to be so bad to youuu..."
Me: Wait a minute...
Husband: *grins*
Husband: *clicks*
Music: "I never meant to be so bad to youuu..."
Me: You.
Me: You made an entire playlist.
Me: Of Asia's "Heat of the Moment"
Husband: *grins*
Husband: *clicks*
Music: "I never meant to be so bad to youuu..."
Me: You goddamned troll.
Me: You are the trolliest troll who ever trolled.
Music: "It was the heeeeeat of the moment..."
Husband: Time to rise and shine, Flutie.
I've said it before, this man is my hero.
May 24th
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In which sev goes mad
Sev: oh man okay so
Sev: the timer went off on the dryer
Sev: and I swear to god, I got up and said "my jeans are baked!"
Defira: you have gone quite quite mad
Sev: ....I'm a little terrified of what this assignment is gonna look like to be quite honest
We'll be more than happy to proof read and laugh at it for you.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Anon, J'ACCUSE!
How dare you attempt to impersonate me, Anon. I will have my righteous vengeance for your nefarious trickery. Your deception will always ultimately fail. You will never be able to take my identity from me and I’ll tell you why… I’M FUCKING MAJESTIC!
May 24th
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jesus fuck almighty balls why do I even have a...
defira85: impressioniste: Every time I plug this thing in I squeal with joy for about five minutes, then realize holy shit I can’t draw anything even stick figures are somehow beyond my grasp and then I tear it out of the computer and cry. VARRIC I’M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME WHAT DID I DO TO YOU Reblogging because I need this masterpiece on my dash for longer. I’ll second that....
May 23rd
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